27/09
Guaranteed pick-up lines
By cicciottina
Just for laughs
1. Did I sleep with you before?
2. If I told you that you have an amazing body, would you hold it against me?
3. I'm Adam, are you Eve?
4. You must be tired because you've been running through my head all night
5. You look naughty, what's your name?
6. Hey, I'm Ben. You wanna remember that, you're gonna be screaming it later
7. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me
8. You're so hot, you must be the real reason for global warming
9. You look a lot like my next girlfriend
10. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche
11. Is your name Gilette? Because you're the best a man can get
12. All those curves... and me with no brakes!
13. You might as well sleep with me, because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway
14. I would say God bless you, but it looks like he over-did it
15. I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle
16. Did you get that body at Mcdonalds? Because "I'm lovin'it"!
17. You turn my software to hardware
18. Well here I am, what are your other two wishes?
19. Do you have any Lebanese in you? Would you like some?
20. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
21. Do you want to be my dirty little secret?
22. Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb!
23. Hey... wanna do it?.. I'll give you cookies... please!?
2. If I told you that you have an amazing body, would you hold it against me?
3. I'm Adam, are you Eve?
4. You must be tired because you've been running through my head all night
5. You look naughty, what's your name?
6. Hey, I'm Ben. You wanna remember that, you're gonna be screaming it later
7. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me
8. You're so hot, you must be the real reason for global warming
9. You look a lot like my next girlfriend
10. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche
11. Is your name Gilette? Because you're the best a man can get
12. All those curves... and me with no brakes!
13. You might as well sleep with me, because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway
14. I would say God bless you, but it looks like he over-did it
15. I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle
16. Did you get that body at Mcdonalds? Because "I'm lovin'it"!
17. You turn my software to hardware
18. Well here I am, what are your other two wishes?
19. Do you have any Lebanese in you? Would you like some?
20. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
21. Do you want to be my dirty little secret?
22. Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb!
23. Hey... wanna do it?.. I'll give you cookies... please!?
Nancy wrote:
hahahaha u should have put some lebanese zouz pick up lines as well ;) chou ya achta!!!!!!!! :)
how was the cosmo? bisouuuus
how was the cosmo? bisouuuus
28/09 01:54:24
cicciottina wrote:
I'm glad you like them guys ;)
My source was a tiny summer magazine I found at the beach bar in Edde Sands.
Nans, my night was horrible, I left at midnight barely saying goodbye to anyone... I think the deprimia is here to stay for a while...
My source was a tiny summer magazine I found at the beach bar in Edde Sands.
Nans, my night was horrible, I left at midnight barely saying goodbye to anyone... I think the deprimia is here to stay for a while...
28/09 11:26:29
mazen wrote:
6. Hey, I'm Ben. You wanna remember that, you're gonna be screaming it later
11. Is your name Gilette? Because you're the best a man can get
17. You turn my software to hardware
HAHAHA
Thanks a lots habibi for the funny post!! what's your source?
Luv ya